Things were rotten in Pasadena. A frightening pie dismounts an experienced lifetime medical professional alone in a deserted office. Imagine this pie, growing a beard in time-lapse photography. Just looking at it and you think it’s turning into The Blob. It would shiver your timbers. It was no catch of the day. A throw-back in the truest sense. Hiddy-awfulous. My official YouTube debut will make you sick. It’s about how to get even with a fast food restaurant. Forgive me for not giving a 3-minute intro for a 5-minute inarticulate and rambling tutorial. Breakin’ the rules already.